SarahBear ☮

Overdose  Drugs  make the world go round’.

Old jams  \m/ 

 

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Here’s a few youth tribes or phases. 😂

Goth pictured here is an actual goth, which is most likely not what you will be starting out as; as most douchey late 90s/early 2000’s kids dressed more “mall goth.” your goth phase should have already passed by, at around age 12 or so. unlike this 80s variation of goth, you are more into shit like tripp pants, slipknot, and jhonen vasquez. (lol.) if none of this applies to you, then you were DOING IT WRONG. 

Emo everyone has gone through this phase. if you haven’t, then you’re probably a ~*PoSeR*~*~@*~*. at this point, you are only a slightly evolved form of mall goth, a mere toddler in the world of cool, but rather than wearing baggy dark clothes, you have taken to wearing tight dark clothes. with bright accents. (preferably lime green or hot pink.) you are becoming edgy as hell, already. YOU HAVE TO HAVE SIDE BANGS. if you don’t have side bangs, you should kill yourself. speaking of, if you don’t kill yourself during this emo stage, you most likely cut yourself. in fact, you have to cut yourself. (and make a mockery out of those of us who do have an addiction to cutting.) your interests likely include screamo music, fighting with your parents, writing poetry, and being in either the invader zim fandom, or naruto. (note that if you are in the naruto fandom, you have an AU fanfic where they are all emo.) 

Scene this new form of edgy emerged in late 2006. even though this “scene” look totally defies what the real scene even is, who gives a shit! it looks cool! so ditch your emo ways, and start listening to screaming white guys doing covers of rap songs. you HAVE to like hello kitty. no buts. you have to. you also have to love robots and dinosaurs. the more obnoxious bright colors and patterns, the better. at this point, your hair should look like you are super saiyan. if it doesn’t, tease it more. if your hair doesn’t tease well, bleach over and over until it is fried and coarse like pubic hair. then dye it black again. bright colors in hair are optional, extensions are not. you like to go to bring me the horizon shows, and have a lot of friends on myspace. 

Indie indie means “independent” or “individual.” who cares if everyone is indie now! being indie makes you different! there are still many indie kids today, so it’s okay if you are just now getting to this stage in your quest for fashion and originality. indie kids smoke. all indie kids smoke. you have to smoke. if you don’t smoke, you can’t be indie. weed and beer are optional; if these do not interest you, you must refer to yourself as straight edge. your favorite color is most likely yellow. if not yellow, it might be red. you can not care about your hair! the only thing that matters is that you have side bangs. you leave your natural color and do NOT straighten it. everyone straightens their hair, so if you TRULY want to be individual, you shouldn’t. just don’t. being a lazy asshole is INDIE. your favorite bands are minus the bear and the decemberists. death cab for cutie is acceptable as well. also, woodland creatures. you love them. you love deer, and owls. because they are indie. you also have to wear morrissey glasses, because even though morrissey isn’t indie, he actually is. 

Hipster this is your final stage. you’ve completed all the former steps, and now you are the epitome of all that is cool. you are better than everyone else. your favorite color is still probably yellow. and owls are still cool. there isn’t much of a difference between indie kids and hipsters. hipsters are just cooler, i guess. you have just discovered 4chan and lolcats are fucking hilarious! it doesn’t matter if the meme is old as fuck, in fact, you probably think it’s new, but who cares! you also think that the numa numa guy is funny. which is also pathetic but it makes you cool, so whatever. i don’t have much on this emerging trend, other than that you probably enjoy the beatles, weed, and pretending you’re a hippie. (is “hippie” where the term “hipster” came from? not quite sure.)

Here’s a few youth tribes or phases. 😂

Goth pictured here is an actual goth, which is most likely not what you will be starting out as; as most douchey late 90s/early 2000’s kids dressed more “mall goth.” your goth phase should have already passed by, at around age 12 or so. unlike this 80s variation of goth, you are more into shit like tripp pants, slipknot, and jhonen vasquez. (lol.) if none of this applies to you, then you were DOING IT WRONG.

Emo everyone has gone through this phase. if you haven’t, then you’re probably a ~*PoSeR*~*~@*~*. at this point, you are only a slightly evolved form of mall goth, a mere toddler in the world of cool, but rather than wearing baggy dark clothes, you have taken to wearing tight dark clothes. with bright accents. (preferably lime green or hot pink.) you are becoming edgy as hell, already. YOU HAVE TO HAVE SIDE BANGS. if you don’t have side bangs, you should kill yourself. speaking of, if you don’t kill yourself during this emo stage, you most likely cut yourself. in fact, you have to cut yourself. (and make a mockery out of those of us who do have an addiction to cutting.) your interests likely include screamo music, fighting with your parents, writing poetry, and being in either the invader zim fandom, or naruto. (note that if you are in the naruto fandom, you have an AU fanfic where they are all emo.)

Scene this new form of edgy emerged in late 2006. even though this “scene” look totally defies what the real scene even is, who gives a shit! it looks cool! so ditch your emo ways, and start listening to screaming white guys doing covers of rap songs. you HAVE to like hello kitty. no buts. you have to. you also have to love robots and dinosaurs. the more obnoxious bright colors and patterns, the better. at this point, your hair should look like you are super saiyan. if it doesn’t, tease it more. if your hair doesn’t tease well, bleach over and over until it is fried and coarse like pubic hair. then dye it black again. bright colors in hair are optional, extensions are not. you like to go to bring me the horizon shows, and have a lot of friends on myspace.

Indie indie means “independent” or “individual.” who cares if everyone is indie now! being indie makes you different! there are still many indie kids today, so it’s okay if you are just now getting to this stage in your quest for fashion and originality. indie kids smoke. all indie kids smoke. you have to smoke. if you don’t smoke, you can’t be indie. weed and beer are optional; if these do not interest you, you must refer to yourself as straight edge. your favorite color is most likely yellow. if not yellow, it might be red. you can not care about your hair! the only thing that matters is that you have side bangs. you leave your natural color and do NOT straighten it. everyone straightens their hair, so if you TRULY want to be individual, you shouldn’t. just don’t. being a lazy asshole is INDIE. your favorite bands are minus the bear and the decemberists. death cab for cutie is acceptable as well. also, woodland creatures. you love them. you love deer, and owls. because they are indie. you also have to wear morrissey glasses, because even though morrissey isn’t indie, he actually is.

Hipster this is your final stage. you’ve completed all the former steps, and now you are the epitome of all that is cool. you are better than everyone else. your favorite color is still probably yellow. and owls are still cool. there isn’t much of a difference between indie kids and hipsters. hipsters are just cooler, i guess. you have just discovered 4chan and lolcats are fucking hilarious! it doesn’t matter if the meme is old as fuck, in fact, you probably think it’s new, but who cares! you also think that the numa numa guy is funny. which is also pathetic but it makes you cool, so whatever. i don’t have much on this emerging trend, other than that you probably enjoy the beatles, weed, and pretending you’re a hippie. (is “hippie” where the term “hipster” came from? not quite sure.)

Posted
8 months ago
It’s kinda cold up north, but it’s snowing so it’s all cute out 😊❄️⛄️

It’s kinda cold up north, but it’s snowing so it’s all cute out 😊❄️⛄️

Posted
8 months ago
in-voguee:

unyouthy:

rookieriot:

urbanoutcasters:

the fact that they ate burritos and french fries the night before the victoria secret fashion show and looked that good…

the heck

cheat day

how can you not reblog this

in-voguee:

unyouthy:

rookieriot:

urbanoutcasters:

the fact that they ate burritos and french fries the night before the victoria secret fashion show and looked that good…

the heck

cheat day

how can you not reblog this

(via wrrongturn)

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Posted
9 months ago
did my hair for once.

did my hair for once.

Posted
9 months ago
Don’t get upset soo easily. Take a chill pill. Go make some tea, it’ll help I guarantee.

Don’t get upset soo easily. Take a chill pill. Go make some tea, it’ll help I guarantee.

Posted
9 months ago
just do it
you have no other choice now 
please 
kiss me 
im lonely 
  • just do it
  • you have no other choice now 
  • please 
  • kiss me 
  • im lonely 

(via flightless-bird-a)

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Posted
9 months ago

Overdose  Drugs  make the world go round’.

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Posted
9 months ago

Old jams  \m/ 

 

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Posted
9 months ago
Sleep with my daddy’s shirt on 😘❤

Sleep with my daddy’s shirt on 😘❤

Posted
1 year ago
Did @xodevenxo ‘s nails 💅

Did @xodevenxo ‘s nails 💅

Posted
1 year ago
🎀Did @kimberlywildss nails<3 💅

🎀Did @kimberlywildss nails<3 💅

Posted
1 year ago
she was sooo playful &lt;/3 R.I.P. I love you Tiny.

she was sooo playful </3 R.I.P. I love you Tiny.

Posted
1 year ago